"crapilicious" is there such a word??

After reading JT's entry on craps... i suddenly remembered the pictures that my student once sent me... enjoy..

This one entitled "our creativity comes from within"



There is actually a restaurant in Taiwan, The Toilet-Bowl Restaurant.









So is there such a word : CRAPILICIOUS??

DOWRY FOR THE BRIDE

Future father-in-law: All i want from you as a payment for the bride are the foreskins of a hundred dead Philistines, as a revenge of my enemies.

Future son-in-law: Delighted.

True case boh..( read I Sam 18:25-26)

SAY NO TO:-

Imagine i have to resort to this and set it up as my desktop background to firmly tell my three biaks a firm NO to mapling..





They can't understand this one. Aaron says its "No to marijuana"... -.-"'

AWARDS!!!

Awards are being given all over the world, Singapore, Perth Australia... and i believe many more. Thanks to Joseph who brings back the spirit of appreciation in all of us. Stay tuned... awards coming this way too...

Blessings, blessings

and behind this door....YES!!! A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION


YUPE... The birthday boy KC, How the Lord has blessed many others and how many many lives are touched by the Lord thru him.

 

and also by his beloved wife Alicia and sons Aaron (in UK) and Alvin.. What a blessing and a joy to know this family

 

may the Lord continue to find favour with them and bless them and keep them and USE them for the advancement of His Kingdom.




YuPE we're invited to a dinner... enjoying the food too much to remember to take pics of the fabulous food. Alicia (hostess) ordered many mouth-watering dishes not listed in the menu. mmmmmm....DELICIOUS...

Just being a malaysian...

..an add on to JT's and Frank's entries...


ATTN: NOTE THAT I DID NOT WRITE THIS ARTICLE. GOT THIS FROM A FORWARDED MAIL

Just being a Malaysian

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".
NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION: The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets.

Amazing !!!!

Have you ever been so amazed by your own species... Totally wonderfully amazed by their creativity, their wits, their visions...?

Let me share these with you...








Can't help but it truly reminds me of how much we are like HIM for after all we are created in HIS image. All the glory and honour to our CREATOR GOD!

More....
Little invention gives more conveniences...







ever heard of DVD rewinder or driv-emocion or head bath cap or Toilet Paper Dispenser with iPod Dock or Bra That Doubles As Shopping Bag or ... or...







c ya.. and thanks for dropping by...

My class ... candid shots

I will keep you all posted. Need some time to edit the pictures and video i took in class. Do drop by occasionally for more updates... hehe so at the moment, just the pic here

CAT P4

Hey, Hey, Hey.... since i'll only be seeing you next week (Thursday holiday = Hari Pertabalan Agung), please remember to practise, practise, practise all those extras i have given you. Practice makes perfect. yES, I know, the questions are kinda difficult, but hey...they are structured for your level. So practise hard.

HARD DAY'S WORK

Saturdays and Sundays are always the most busiest days of my week. Bible knowledge classes for the Form 4, i-Youth song practices, i-Youth fellowships, Sunday School classes, Discpleship Course. Amidst all these activities, I am not complaining cos it is where i belong. With my brothers and sisters-in- Christ. My family.



Heh heh... i am not gonna complain of aches and pains... no no..

Found this fantastis site of cartoons.. pure christian cartoons...Enjoy.Christian Comics

long forgotten

I created these webpages for the i-Youth and the Children
Celebration of GMC ages ago but when i started blogging, they were forgotten, left in the cyberspace...

i-YOUTH


CHILDREN CELEBRATION

A new class

yeah, i have a new session with a totally new class. This class so far is rather interesting and quite interactive too. I hope i will enjoy teaching this class. First time in the history of my teaching CAT P2, i started on Chpt 7 and we (class and myself) found it ok... Hey!! they are good ler.. can understand the topic well. Bravo to you all. Keep it up. Most of them are from Datuk and St. Joe.. ATM that's all i can say about them... will keep all posted. Wanna share my 'experiences' with them..

Teacher out.

Harrr...Monday already???

Wow... time sure flies.. and fast too. Look, we are in the middle of April and that's like another 8 months to 2008!!!

What have i done so far? Hehe... my MSN pm " I wanna be an FBI " that's is used to remind and remind and remind me that by the end of this year, I would be an FBI..a Faithful Bible Investigator.. YES!!! O yes i pray for my azam 2007 and God provided the way as He always will...He never fails.. as in the times of Abraham. Isaac, Jacob, Moses etc etc.. He is indeed Jehovah Jireh the Provider. So how did i make it so far? It is an uphill task. I am amazed and praise God for Aaron WIH who is already so faithful and committed in the task assigned. Aaron, is you are reading this, i want you to know that i am encouraged by you in the way you modelled yourself in the ministry. I pray that God will bless you tremendously and use you mightily too. Wow!!! Won't that be just great!?

SO how did i fare so far?
1. TO BE AN FBI - in process (though it is really really tough. Required A LOT of discipline - time discipline that is, for me anyway.)
2. Haven't evangelized to anyone yet this year (not counting the sunday school children).

A friend once asked, " Busy life? Is there any busy life for you?" Well, i said that a life is only busy if we live it with a purpose. Yeah, a Purpose Driven Life.
After going through the Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren, i am convicted that these are the two (2) purposes of my life:-

1. THE GREAT COMMANDMENT :
To love the Lord my God with all my heart, with all my soul, with all my mind, with all my strength; Love my neighbours as myself

2. THE GREAT COMMISSION:
Mat 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Mat 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world.

Yupe! That's the TWO(2) purposes.

Yesterday, we had an evangelistic party for the children. It was fun.. the turnout was very encouraging. Hahaha... praise the Lord, my class was overcrowded... same went for the other classes too. i believed we hit over 120 children. Now we need to sort out the churched and un-churched so that we can carry out the Great Commission. Yeah! Teachers, bless everyone of you, you did a great job. Praise the Lord.

JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY..

This game is interesting.... haha
MacDonald's Video Game Try it..


Today is MONDAY... where all things are 'pushed' 'geared' into routine again... sigh
i wish it was still sunday.... a day of rest, a day of enjoying God's creation, take time slowly... be with loved ones... Wish it was SUNDAY..


Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream

But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time

'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down

He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
It's just another manic Monday