a memorable BBQ on a stormy raining night..

Wendy, Hao Ge, Ying Mei, Melody, Agnes, Chris, Jennifer and Hua Ping..thank you so much for a fun and memorable BBQ nite. I thoroughly enjoyed myself..

i really really enjoyed myself... you guys did well.. a job well done!!! and so so so much food left...

And i've got a story to tell...muahahahah

everywhere i looked, i see

Chris... and Agnes..

another love story here....... ??

random pictures...

Where is Wendy??

WAIT!!!!! Something is going on here!!!!!

Push up before .... ??? hey!!!

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!

CAME ACROSS THIS ...CHECK IT OUT!!!

MODERN (IT) LOVE...

This one is a must read.....

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
but installed undesirable programs such
as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World
Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

***************************************

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to
install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik
6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create SnoringLoudly.wav
files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.

You might consider additional software
to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0
and Tongkat Ali 6.9.



Good Luck,
IT support


HAHAHAHA...HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY.

FA II

Leo 的 美 人 鱼。 好 美 哦。。。

stay tune... more updates coming your way... =)

more details will be announced this coming sunday . Stay tuned.

The Donkey

Instead of just keeping fwd mails in my inbox and then fwd them out again, the chances of ppl reading fwd mails are low. Thus i ...... read on...

THE DONKEY

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be
covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all
grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to
veryone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He
was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and
take a step up.


As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells
just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.


Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less

> >NOW --------



The donkey later came back, and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes
back to bite you.


You have two choices...smile and close this page, or pass this along to
someone else to spread the fun. I know what I did!!

This is humorous reflection of Malaysians.

MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody
into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
and one Chinese.

Najib interviews the Indian first: "So,
Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "Ten million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Najib.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come
back!" replied Muthu.
"That's understandable," says Najib. "Thank you..

Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!...20 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate.
"Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you
asked for only ten million."
"You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4
wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big
family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says D.Najib. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, "Ah Chong,
given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "30 million."
Najib appears shocked. "What?!? 30 million!
Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer.
He quietly whispers into his ear,
"Datuk, you take 10 million, i take 10 million,
and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!"

And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....

My usual 5th Sunday..

(psst!! wanna see what Leonard is eating at 9.30pm? scroll down..)

美女

帅..好帅

The Primary one... with aunty Sherene

The Toddlers' class

We can't bring them to the beach, so we brought the 'beach' to the classroom.... hahahha

Aunty Felice's class...

My favourite!!! They are so interesting to be with, so full of energy..

more 帅 哥

SELF-CONTROL..by Unc KC.. do you have self-control..??

after our evening sunday service...

guess how much it all cost? we nearly fainted .....